I’ve got a least favourite fork. Fuck off, big fork.
is this some mental car boot sale find with like owls and stuff all over it?
I normally use a knife and fork, do I have to have a spoon in each hand now?
ones that the prongs are too far apart. shit forks.
that’s how my nephew eats* his baby mush and it seems to work pretty well for him
Nope, it’s just smaller than the others. My auntie has a neighbour who is always chucking out decent things to replace with the newest fanciest thing, so my auntie will go rummage and gift the things she finds to others. I got some forks, I’ve somehow managed to lose a few of them though so now i only have one
i should buy some new forks
Oh no, I’ve got one fork that’s really long and only has three prongs instead of four, it’s rubbish for some things but for certain things I quite enjoy it.
It would appear I have a lot to say about forks.
alright, spoons and baby food is my choice
I’m going to get a proper matching cutlery set when we move. Really looking forward to it. Big fork, shit fork and the rest are not long for this world.
I’ve often considered this but I quite like having different cutlery.
I’ve got a really shit fork you can add to your collection, then. I think it’s made of tin.
No thanks, give it to my auntie, i’m sure she’ll find a home for it.
Am I the only person who’s on edge by the order of these? It’s knife, fork, spoon, surely?
Oh what, my shittest fork isn’t good for you?
Alright, the Queen.
yeah I wouldn’t give up the dizzying highs and crushing lows that different cutlery provides
- fork knife spoon
- fork spoon knife
- spoon knife fork
- spoon fork knife
- knife spoon fork
- knife fork spoon