Former squares

Wowzers!

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This post

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As someone with a Maths degree where I specialised in shapes, I can confirm that everything @anon5266188 has said is correct and true.

Also, football stadiums seem to be a bit more curvaceous these days, do they count?

Bolton used to play in a square:

Now they (don’t) play in a big circular stadium (because of Coronavirus).

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Very, VERY smart posting. Making full use of the range of tools at your disposal. Excellent stuff.

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I aim to please

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feel really sorry for them :frowning:

my word

Feel like that wasted a very good tweet opportunity/picture with the silly text they went with. Hope nobody got told off though

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an ice cube is a square and then it melts in the heat and is no longer a square

^^ the perfect answer

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Wonderful post, Shrewbs

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Current rhombus

In a way, anyone who goes anywhere. Why? Well, as the old maxim goes ‘be there or be square’, so anybody who goes somewhere that isn’t ‘here’ is no longer a square.

Allied to this, jelly cubes. “Hi, I’m a cube of jelly, thus being the 3D extrapolation of a square. Neato!” “Haha, I am boiling water, prepare to submit to my wrath.” “Oh hey, I’m a mould shaped like a cat. Not so squarebular now, are we?”

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ftfy

You don’t get square plates much these days, they were in vogue in the late 90s/early 00s I think.

Real nice work

that old bolton ground is a bit weird eh. the windowless office block overlooking the pitch? great design. also if you’re standing on the red dot you can’t see the yellow bit of the pitch?

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they could have at least put big windows in it

Do you think it would be ‘cool’ if Squares (the crisp) bought out a special edition and they were triangles or parallelograms or something along those lines?

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Yeah, that would be “cool” in my opinion