Had a meltdown this morning because I forgot poo bags so had to go back home after a couple of hundred metres and after I unlocked my door both days tried to bolt off because they thought I was taking them back home. Had to move away from the fire which was wide open with the keys in to keep the dogs safe. Managed to grab one just as she slipped her lead. Fortunately a neighbour came out as I was standing at the other side of the road with no idea what to do so they went and found poo bags and locked my door for me. Home now but very very stressed. But could still be standing there now so I guess I should count myself lucky.
Hmmm, more fortune needed?
Will I actually get round to baking either the cake or cookies I was planning on? @discobot fortune
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It’s a long weekend in Glasgow so I’m not working until Tuesday.
The Child and Wor Lass are heading out on another play date and I’m mowing the lawn for the first time since September. Something something pollination something biodiversity something something laziness.
My football game has been cancelled so no plans tonight and we’re away for most of the weekend so we’re eating leftovers and freezer food for tea.
Just dropped gnome off for her last day. Had an infuriating number of fools on the road. first off, I was driving down here at 9am, and moved into the middle section, to turn right, and was faced with someone driving full pelt at me in the other direction. It’s clearly signposted at the bottom saying you can’t use the middle bit until 9:45
Then I was coming back up the other way and on a two lane right turn had a learner on a scooter fully swipe into my lane causing me to have to slam the brakes again. Then I was driving back up my road, which is a single lane with parking on either side, got stuck behind a car that was driving really slowly without any indication. It pulled in, so started driving past it, only for the car to sudden shape as if to pull back out right into me. Ban cars imo.