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chunky kit kats are awful, something really off with the ratio of chocolate to wafer

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the best thing about kitkats (chunky or otherwise) is feeling that you’ve somehow beaten the system when you get a solid chocolate one, despite this kind of being the opposite of what you paid for and if you just wanted plain chocolate you would’ve just bought a dairy milk or whatever

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bite off both ends and sook your tea through it

  • of course
  • WITH A FUCKIN CHUNKY YAAS

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Eating a two-finger Kitkat by chomping on both fingers, rather than splitting them apart and consuming separately, feels weirdly decadent and subversive.

It’s possible that I should get out more.

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oh my!

ah shit. Theo help!

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fo,m

You disgust me.

…Theo?

You needed to @ me.

I was, of course, tempted to amend it to ‘Chinese’ for the lols but it seemed too silly.

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You can smelt four chunks together and live as a giant for a while. Another plus in the chunk’s favour.

Two finger katters don’t speak any chocolate lingo i care to learn.

I tried but I forgot you’re not Theo anymore.

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also thanks :slight_smile:

Just had my first Kit Kat Chunky in years just to make sure I was correct with my poll answer earlier.

I was so fucking correct, bang average.

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yeah well you disgust me

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Spot on, spot on :clap:

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Jesus, stalemate.

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thought they always were just generically priced as the same as all other full sized choco bars. maybe that’s just in supermarkets.

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