People preferring a chunky kitkat over the 4 finger is a perfect indicator as to why we’re fucked as a nation.
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Sad
what do you do with the kit-kat once you’ve created this chocolate fleshmitten?
How have they not done a limited edition 4-finger Chunky?
I’d buy that.
The ratios are totally different on the Chunky vs the fingers.
ftfy
chunky kit kats are awful, something really off with the ratio of chocolate to wafer
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the best thing about kitkats (chunky or otherwise) is feeling that you’ve somehow beaten the system when you get a solid chocolate one, despite this kind of being the opposite of what you paid for and if you just wanted plain chocolate you would’ve just bought a dairy milk or whatever
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bite off both ends and sook your tea through it
- of course
- WITH A FUCKIN CHUNKY YAAS
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Eating a two-finger Kitkat by chomping on both fingers, rather than splitting them apart and consuming separately, feels weirdly decadent and subversive.
It’s possible that I should get out more.
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oh my!
ah shit. Theo help!
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fo,m
You disgust me.
…Theo?
You needed to @ me.
I was, of course, tempted to amend it to ‘Chinese’ for the lols but it seemed too silly.
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You can smelt four chunks together and live as a giant for a while. Another plus in the chunk’s favour.
Two finger katters don’t speak any chocolate lingo i care to learn.
I tried but I forgot you’re not Theo anymore.
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also thanks 
Just had my first Kit Kat Chunky in years just to make sure I was correct with my poll answer earlier.
I was so fucking correct, bang average.
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