Did anyone else know he is a film director now?! New horror/thriller coming out called ‘The Fanatic’ with fellow legend John Travolta in it?!
CAMERA OP: This scene is going badly, Fred. I think you should call cut.
FRED DURST: No, camera op. Keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
Retrospective like given
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: I know you’ve planned to film this part with miniatures, but I think we could do the chase scene actually on location
FRED DURST: well I’m easy you know my way or the highway
It’s just one of those days when you don’t wanna say “cut!”.
production person: let’s keep the film pg-13
fred durst: fuck fuck fuck fuck
I did, yes. Directed some Russian propaganda films too apparently
Yeah, but have you ever heard him play a guitar solo?
heard he’s doing it all for the nookie
Production Team: we’d like to do some reading up on 30s to 70s general interest topics, while we’re filming on location
Fred Durst: Take a Look around with you.
John Travolta: how do you want me to play this role, it says in the script to act like a giant douche canoe
Fred Durst: Just like this.
Cast and crew arrive at work back from lunch, having done a spot of shopping for miscellaneous goods
Fred Durst: Show me what you got
Towelie arrives on set for his first day of shooting
Fred Durst: Don’t go wandering off.
Screenwriter asks for a minute of Fred Durst’s time to discuss some changes to the script
Fred Durst: it’s all about the he said she said bullshit
Can’t believe I’m doing this from the music boards, but POTW please @AQOS.
Production assistant or something: Fred, which of this film’s several locations do you need me to bring this particular set of props to?
Fred Durst: Take em to the Matthews Bridge