Free from the eu Friday thread

Otto · 2020-01-31T17:23:02.162Z

Glad I’m not the only one who gets a kick out of this

Twinkletoes · 2020-01-31T17:26:37.869Z

Fair play!

NotEvenDreams · 2020-01-31T17:27:00.751Z

Dialled in for a meeting with our legal team yesterday- they all had their cameras on so felt obliged to turn mine on as well - my hair was pretty much a depressed middle-aged man version of that as I don’t tend to check that sort of thing in the morning when working from home.

NotEvenDreams · 2020-01-31T17:36:15.961Z

The Sun – 31 Jan 20

Sun readers can mark day with commemorative 50p Brexit souvenir worth £10

SUN readers can mark this momentous day with a FREE Brexit souvenir – a commemorative 50p, worth £10. That’s right! We are giving away 100 of the brilliant uncirculated coins to celebrate the UK’s …

Didn’t take long for the value of the pound to collapse.

profk · 2020-01-31T17:37:47.474Z

Ooft

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ericVI · 2020-01-31T17:40:02.656Z

get some bottled sludge in
have a night off

0 voters

Tuna · 2020-01-31T17:40:28.098Z

keeping pizza express afloat? or just a tiny table?

profk · 2020-01-31T17:41:39.246Z

New local. Massively approve of the decor.

NeilYoung · 2020-01-31T17:42:23.453Z

Move the chair over to the right, kick your feet, light a fag, soak it in buddy. Looks tasty as fuck.

tilty · 2020-01-31T17:42:45.706Z

xylo:

Still, more pork scratching for me eh!

I would prefer not to know how often you scratch your pork

ynot · 2020-01-31T17:42:57.073Z

I’ve just treated myself to a new jacket from saltrock. The same jacket I saw two months ago when it was in a sale,but I missed it. I’d been checking regularly but didn’t go for it at full price as I’m tight.

Today they released a 30% off voucher, so I’ve finally bought it at the same price I saw it at originally.

profk · 2020-01-31T17:43:01.255Z

To the barman after entering the gaff for the first time

ericVI · 2020-01-31T17:50:20.476Z

burritos for tea, sludge is OAN

Aggpass · 2020-01-31T17:54:14.054Z

Someone’s just got onto the train at Manchester Airport carrying a Dyson. Amazing flex

plasticniki · 2020-01-31T18:02:20.192Z

Best place I’ve ever stayed

Kallgeese · 2020-01-31T18:31:04.744Z

Having a cider now, worried about my GF’s grandparents.

One is in hospital, the other got bad results back in tests. GF is there with her sister, trying to mind her Mam too. I feel useless here.

Will wait to see what happens, will go to a gig to cheer myself up maybe.

GoFasterStripes · 2020-01-31T18:35:46.333Z

Not a cordless one then?

Bamnan · 2020-01-31T18:44:32.531Z

really sorry you got such bad news, my heart goes out to your GF and her family. Some things you can’t help with too much other than just being supportive which I’m sure you are

Kallgeese · 2020-01-31T19:32:50.539Z

Thanks Bam, much appreciated boss!

wikihock · 2020-01-31T19:48:37.672Z

That sucks, I’m sorry. It’s good to be there for your GF when she does need you, but if that isn’t right now then going to a gig is probably your best bet.