Also got given a bunch of USB sticks by a big Chinese firm. Might be doing a racism here but I’m not putting one of those in a work computer any time soon.
That box is rad.
I’m a journalist so my entire life is free/promotional tat, spent most of yesterday eating shit chocolate from one of the dozens of corporate advent calendars I got sent last month
You’ve spilt something purple on the lid and stained it, by the looks of it. Shame with such a nice piece of woodware.
Got a box of fake crocs (shoes) the other day, branded with a dodgy med tech company
Can you fit your network the gathering cards in there?
I used to work for a company that would get grapefruits and oranges gifted from an Israeli company. I would then chuck them at any passing Zionists.
All right, Jeremy Corbyn
Change colour mug with a skyline amalgamation of abunch of cities
Portable phone battery charger thing
Phone holder
A million postits
Mint/lip balm thing
Pens
Not if they’re sleeved, I think, and that’s just not how I roll.
I quite like the big chunky dealer handbooks we get for each bike brand we sell. Often steal them (cos we never use them, and have some catalogues to hand out anyway). Great hardback coffee table-style things.
Wouldn’t mind a nice free mug please, Garmin.
There is currently some Bayer Leverkusen branded Muesli in the office kitchen.
I like this post
Use it to tell the time.
Thanks Ant, always a bit of a gamble for me to try sporting references.
Ffs
In my last job (ordering seasonal products), a shitload of chocolate. I can’t eat chocolate. Once - ONCE - one of my non-chocolate suppliers came in and brought me some snacks, peanuts etc. Oh good, i thought, surely I’ll be able to eat the peanuts. Nope, may contain gluten. Got fuck all off my non-food suppliers despite some of them being a disproportionate amount of work, thanks guys.
Current job - accidentally stole a box cutter from one of our shops the other week, does that count?