Can you fit your network the gathering cards in there?
I used to work for a company that would get grapefruits and oranges gifted from an Israeli company. I would then chuck them at any passing Zionists.
All right, Jeremy Corbyn
Change colour mug with a skyline amalgamation of abunch of cities
Portable phone battery charger thing
A million postits
Mint/lip balm thing
Not if they’re sleeved, I think, and that’s just not how I roll.
I quite like the big chunky dealer handbooks we get for each bike brand we sell. Often steal them (cos we never use them, and have some catalogues to hand out anyway). Great hardback coffee table-style things.
Wouldn’t mind a nice free mug please, Garmin.
There is currently some Bayer Leverkusen branded Muesli in the office kitchen.
Is it next to the Ginola Granola?
I like this post
Use it to tell the time.
Thanks Ant, always a bit of a gamble for me to try sporting references.
In my last job (ordering seasonal products), a shitload of chocolate. I can’t eat chocolate. Once - ONCE - one of my non-chocolate suppliers came in and brought me some snacks, peanuts etc. Oh good, i thought, surely I’ll be able to eat the peanuts. Nope, may contain gluten. Got fuck all off my non-food suppliers despite some of them being a disproportionate amount of work, thanks guys.
Current job - accidentally stole a box cutter from one of our shops the other week, does that count?