My dad ended up with loads of them with building supplier’s names on. He was a surveyor, and you use them for building plans (each side has a different scale on)

Sometimes I use it to make sure that the capital letters on the graph legends of formal drawings are at least 3 mm tall, in accordance with point 20 of Part 3 of Schedule 2 implementing Rule 14 of The Patents Rules 2007 (as amended).

My job is very interesting, thank you for asking.

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this all sounds genuinely hellish

Make sure that some of them aren’t accidentally 25m tall because you used the wrong side of the ruler.

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Worked at Costa briefly during uni. At the end of the day we’d get to take home all the about to be out of date paninis. Great stuff.

Now I get salary sacrifice pre-tax child care, which financially is excellent, but it’s hard to beat that sweet, sweet mozzarella pesto panini wedged in to a domestic toaster.

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this seems excessive

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yeah for real. o_O

Free lunch every day.

What’s the desk calendar situation like?

Everyone has their own desk. In fact, in our London office we currently have 8 desks and 3 meeting rooms between the two of us…

Are they all adequately provisioned with novelty calendars though?

I was going to “YSC” you, but in trying to take that picture on my phone I chose “Calendar” instead of “Camera”, so

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Outed myself as having not read most of the thread here, haven’t I? Assumed Eps was commenting on the likelihood for a hot-desking system. I have no desk calendar.

Ahm oot.

When I worked at a publishers, we used to get loads of samples of expensive toiletries that were advertised. I can confirm that £50 face cream can bring you out in as nasty a rash as anything from Superdrug. I guess it’s a luxury rash though.

Lots of bottles of wine
umbrella
bags
notpads
pens
hampers (around Christmas time)
a pinata
occasional lunches
Various jollies

Free coffee for this month and this month only*

*1 per day

The old midday meals supervisor used to save me some flapjacks.

The new one still gives us free lunch if it’s leftover but we’re not there yet (saving flapjack stage).