#61

He was the guy

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#62

And giving myself a plax enema

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#63

When I used to attend kids parties on a regular basis I would eat more chocolate fingers and party rings then was probably appropriate

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#64

Sometimes I go to Costco with people who have a membership card and eat the free samples even though I’m not gonna buy anything

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#65

This is the opposite of the thread title, but:

My office supplies fairly decent options for lunch - lots of bread, meat, cheese, sandwich fillings, soups, rice, eggs, salad stuff etc. But because I am generally antisocial I’ve always just bought a meal deal and ate at my desk so I don’t have to interact with anyone. As of this week however, it has been decreed that we should no longer eat at our desk and must eat in the kitchen, so rather than have my misery meal judged, I’ve started making lunches from what’s in the kitchen, saving myself several quid a day.

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#66

new account every time the 60 day new customer 50% off offer ended.

got rumbled by one of the drivers once because they have to bring introductory fridge magnets and leaflets etc, but I just said something like ‘nah, never ordered from here before, you must have delivered to a neighbour’.

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#67

:heart: Albert Heijn

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#68

There’s a falafel man I go to near my office when I want a falafel wrap and I always take his free falafel samples even though I know full well I’m about to buy the falafel.

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#69

Pretty sure they were ripping you off. You can get a pack of four in Sainsburys for ÂŁ2.13!

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#70

I signed up to the Hotel Chocolat mailing list so many times for that little free choc, they got wise to my totally original scam and stopped doing them.
Always poke my head in when I’m walking past and decide to pop in and look v interested in buying stuff when I spot someone carrying one of those big trays of tasters :blush:

#71

I did similar in a nightclub in Amsterdam when I was 18 which has people offering to spray you with cologne and bowls of sweets. Thought “Great, delicious free sweets” grabbed a handful and walked out of the toilets. Got literally dragged back in by the scruff of my neck, and was so embarrassed I think I ended up chucking about 4 euros in

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#72

You know OJ Simpson?

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#73

when I worked in a deli, I used to make people small sandwiches of the stuff they wanted to try. like - ‘can I try some of that manchego?’ ‘yes, here’s a little sandwich’.

unless you own the place, I doubt anyone who works there would give a shit about loading customers up with samples etc. I once went through half a baguette on a couple trying out the olive oils we stocked.

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