Free things for a bored duck to do

Annnnnnd go

Swim in a river.

Eat bread thrown to you by people

Quack at people.

Waddle around town centres so people can look at you.

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Im gunna waddle and quack at people right now.

BRIGHTON YOUVE BEEN WARNED

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Love you man

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:hugs::heart_eyes:

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Just power waddled through brighton. Didn’t quack though (sorry)

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A power waddle is a victory.

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impersonate a platypus

Weeeeeeeeee… not sure im vibing it tbh

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I like you a lot

Dont cosy up to my alter ego. I feel ignored

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I like you MORE

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Better