***********-free thread (now the Wickerman thread)

In this thread there is to be no mention of ***********(s).

Anyone mentioning said word will suffer immediate and terrible consequences.

But on an unrelated note, what’s your favourite insect and why?

stick insect

What the dickens is a cheeselog?

Just googled. Wow.

Called them chuggypigs when I was a kid.

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You absolute fucking bastard.



Ok everyone.

Build the Wickerman.

These guys are cool

Thought extinct for like 80 years cos rats got to their island and ate them all, but a colony of like twenty was found hiding under a bush on the side of a cliff. Thanks to breeding programmes there are loads of them now.

They do look good.

Be a love and gather some straw will you.

don’t you see that killing me wont bring back your apples?


I believe in the life eternal, as promised to us by our Lord, Jesus Christ.

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  • Woodlouse
  • Cheeselog
  • Chuggypig
  • other

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It might do.

We’re happy to take a chance to see if it does.

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  • pillbugs, slaters and cheeselogs are a thing
  • the brummies are at it again

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We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a @smee
And there they saw a tree
It wasn’t a tree
It was a tree lobster
Tree lobster
Tree lobster
Tree lobster
Tree lobster

The use of the word CheeseLogs to describe woodlice feels like proof my whole reality is a simulation


Not even vaguely from Birmingham, wtf eric


u yampy bro