maybe tomorrow
I’ll pint my own way home
Yeah it’s a nuisance but learnt a lot
I can sort some problems now, but I still often end up driving home with the broken bike, handing my brother-in-law a 4-pack of beer and asking you fix problems now pls?
Fix byyyke?
Nw plz
Make gears better
Stop squeaky
and in a few weeks time I’m apparently supposed to be able to run a distiller single handedly. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
oh fuck
Pliz can u stop de squeaky is so squeaky makey noisy
the CLACKACLACKACLACKALCLACKA is so noise
Oh so squiky
Betta dan de throbby peeny grisly
one of the reasons I like going out on my own is cos that way the local bike wanker friends don’t hear all the noises I don’t know how to fix
I have no local bike wanker fends wahhhhh
they’re great to have but also quite stressful
like WE’RE GETTING UP AT 6 TO LAP THE ISLAND BEFORE THE DAY STARTS, YOU COMING ALONG AYE kinda thing
Aye nah pal fook off
art thee whisky
Art thee human or art thee danca?
yeh, and then they ask tech questions about the drivetrain or whatever and I’m trying to ‘nonchalant shrug i dunno mate’ whilst trying to stay on my bike at the same time
Fucking glass empty AGAIN
RECTIFY FAULT