3-2, stoppage time headed winner
I’m sure your neighbours enjoyed your final celebration
Has the Justin Casablancas thread been made dead? Can’t find it
Frank Orange*
flirting with the idea of drinking a beer tonight
This is the most pathetic thing to be annoyed about but I went and saw my Nanna and ended up being forced to eat a bloody cream cake. I didn’t want the fucking cream cake and now I feel sick, but you try telling a 91 year old northern woman that you don’t want a cream cake.
Wind is the shittest of the elements. Fuck off wind, no-one likes you.
Most 15th century explorers would disagree with you.
Like to see them try
Think I mooned about half my estate on the dog walk
A customer just came through to my colleague and my colleague asked them if they’re from ‘Northern Ireland or normal Ireland’
“I presume that’s spelt b-o-r-i-s?”
Wind?
Come on now. You’re Scottish. We all know that, even playing by yourself, you somehow managed to suffer a heart breaking defeat.
I swear, my parents are still as statues until I sit down and switch my laptop on and then they’re just pacing all over the fucking shop. Genuinely infuriating
Anyone hit me up with a corduroy shirt? looking for a nice corduroy shirt.
Got mine from Uniqlo.
new work has forced fun ‘quiz and drinks 5pm zoom!!!’ every friday starting next week
kill me now