A customer just came through to my colleague and my colleague asked them if they’re from ‘Northern Ireland or normal Ireland’
“I presume that’s spelt b-o-r-i-s?”
Wind?
Come on now. You’re Scottish. We all know that, even playing by yourself, you somehow managed to suffer a heart breaking defeat.
I swear, my parents are still as statues until I sit down and switch my laptop on and then they’re just pacing all over the fucking shop. Genuinely infuriating
Anyone hit me up with a corduroy shirt? looking for a nice corduroy shirt.
Got mine from Uniqlo.
new work has forced fun ‘quiz and drinks 5pm zoom!!!’ every friday starting next week
kill me now
my work does this, but they said ‘i didn’t have to come if I didn’t want to’ so I’ve not, and have also muted the work whatsapp they invited me too.
the very idea that I’d spend unpaid time on zoom after work.
Booked to go to the gym at 8 and as soon as I clicked confirm I instantly regretted it tiredy custards
Well done I am also planning to go at that time
i mean mine is technically within work hours except for the fact that nobody is seriously expected to work after 5pm on friday rite?!? tbf i would just as likely go to the pub with them but i draw the line at quizzing.
fuckin’ mother fuckin’ quizzes, man
they did it at 4 when the office was open and offered the extra hour to go home early if you wanted. which i did, ofc.
These are so cool! I’m a big fan of the humpty in floral trousers. I look forward to seeing your new lizard friend
we make for the gap of rohan…
Yassss, finished work more than 4 hours early
Is it to do a mandatory fun Zoom quiz?
Nope, to ditch this joint and go home