Cringetime, The Last Leg

Well, that definitely ought to help matters :rofl::joy:

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Just done a shop. Glad I went at 9pm. No paneer tho, got to make my own, can’t be fucked with that right now. Never seen the veggie sections so barren, but that’s zone 2 north london for you I guess.

“Don’t be a dick mate”

Going to learn how to use my drum machine and really annoyy neighbours in the process. No other plans.

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Solidarity :fist:

In my post sedative haze yesterday, I kind of forgot about the most ridiculously embarrassing part of my hospital visit.

I was given an enema pre bum-cam, and told that I had to leave the toilet door unlocked in case the nurses needed to get to me. Needless to say, another patient walked in as I was pulling the most gurn-like grimace while the world projectiled out of my arse. She didn’t look impressed.

Horrified.

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Just said hi to a guy I kinda know and he was like yeah I had a fever three days ago lol
That makes him a cunt for coming out doesn’t it

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Maybe I’ve over-shared here a little…

Hahahahaha oh god :flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed:

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Early rem lyrics needed work

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pure poetry this weebs

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oh mate, that’s somewhat of a relief. Been wanting to aknow but not wanting to ask at the wrong time. I think I’ve got or had one of those and it’s not good (long story), but better than worse things. I hope it gets sorted as easily as possible.

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Fancy a trip to winch, hmu

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Feel free to slide into our group WhatsApp if you wanna chat slash share horroe stories mate and thank you so much I appreciate it x

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Why do we all assume the internet will keep working?

Ooooooooh fuck

Surely 4G is just always there, like magic?

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Proper knackered and really ought to go to bed but cant until I beat the last metroid. Attemot 25… let’s go.

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What days you free?

Watching this https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x50xep4
With a nice king creosote soundtrack

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Happy to post you whatever veggie supplies you need from Scotland where every shelf is bare bar the plant food/ veg sections :rofl::joy:

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