#204

“Don’t be a dick mate”

#205

Going to learn how to use my drum machine and really annoyy neighbours in the process. No other plans.

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#206

Solidarity :fist:

In my post sedative haze yesterday, I kind of forgot about the most ridiculously embarrassing part of my hospital visit.

I was given an enema pre bum-cam, and told that I had to leave the toilet door unlocked in case the nurses needed to get to me. Needless to say, another patient walked in as I was pulling the most gurn-like grimace while the world projectiled out of my arse. She didn’t look impressed.

Horrified.

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#207

Just said hi to a guy I kinda know and he was like yeah I had a fever three days ago lol
That makes him a cunt for coming out doesn’t it

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#208

Maybe I’ve over-shared here a little…

#209

Hahahahaha oh god :flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed:

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#210

Early rem lyrics needed work

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#211

pure poetry this weebs

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#212

oh mate, that’s somewhat of a relief. Been wanting to aknow but not wanting to ask at the wrong time. I think I’ve got or had one of those and it’s not good (long story), but better than worse things. I hope it gets sorted as easily as possible.

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#213

Fancy a trip to winch, hmu

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#214

Feel free to slide into our group WhatsApp if you wanna chat slash share horroe stories mate and thank you so much I appreciate it x

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#215

Why do we all assume the internet will keep working?

#216

Ooooooooh fuck

Surely 4G is just always there, like magic?

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#217

Proper knackered and really ought to go to bed but cant until I beat the last metroid. Attemot 25… let’s go.

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#218

What days you free?

#219

Watching this https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x50xep4
With a nice king creosote soundtrack

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#220

Happy to post you whatever veggie supplies you need from Scotland where every shelf is bare bar the plant food/ veg sections :rofl::joy:

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#221

this is the most harrowing thing i’ve read so far

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#222

Bit knobbed

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#223

Pretty fucking annoyed now as the holiday to the Balkans we had planned is now gone to shit and probably won’t happen. Doubt the FCO will recommend against travel either so we won’t get our cash back either. Fucking hell