Morning. I’m in my fortnightly call where we get to chat about what we’re doing at the weekend :neutral_face:

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Mostly just gonna listen to Chick Corea today.

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Gotta read 80 job applications by the afternoon, which is as exciting as it sounds. Enjoyable line straight out of the mid-90s in one about “Reasonable computer skills…including the Internet”

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You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo!

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my least favourite is Small P.

Nobody actually reads 80 do they?
Just look at 20

Guess who’s being sent home from school after half an hour?

There goes my nap :-1:

I had something to say before but I don’t remember it now, bet it was really good.

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I’ll accept it, and I’ll use it, thank you.

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I didn’t even get time for my legs to defrost :cold_face:

I’m far too honest and kind for the recruitment game.

Morning all. My account has been disbaled at work and I haven’t had a response from Recertification for an hour. Going to watch Hip Hop: The Songs That Shook America until someone sorts it out and get paid.

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has anyone mentioned its cold as fuck

There’s no kind of atmosphere

i’m all alone, more or less

¡EYYYYY, MACARENA!

Went on the daily huddle to socialise with my team as I felt like I hadn’t done it for a while and I should do. Put on makeup and that to look presentable. The guys were talking about learning languages. No one said anything to me and I tried to join in but just got talked over. then one of the other people in the team joined and they were all hey how are you!!! Whereas literally no-one acknowledged I was there at any point. After 15 minutes I totally gave up and spent the last 10 mins on my phone with a face like a slapped arse which I don’t think is helping me.

Feel really shit about it to be honest. I’ve stopped going on those calls because they’re all married/getting married and have life responsibilities, like literally chatting about their mortgages on calls. Totally different world to me. Weirdly I get on better with the other team I work with even though they’re older and have even more settled lives. they’re way more fun!

Edit: in the final 5 minutes my manager picked up that I didn’t look thrilled and checked in with me directly :sweat_smile:

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Favourite ox? Ox o’Tower