#82

Chapter 3:
Biology test - Di(e)ssection

#83

See I was thinking of aiming for that sweet, sweet Hunger Games/Maze Runner cash.

From the producers of LavaBall and Gritty Cop V: Grit Outta Luck comes an experience like no other…

Teenage girl voice over:

"My dad always says that since the ships left and people started the outer colonies life has been tough for the left behind. We had to make changes. Sacrifices. To survive.

There’s only one school in my city. 100,000 pupils. The classrooms stretch on for what feels like miles. At the end of the third year we all take a test. The teachers call it the Aptitude Progress Test. But us kids…we call it the reckoning. Those who pass get seperated into different houses. Being assigned to a house will affect your whole life - where you’ll live, what you’ll do, even who’ll you’ll marry. Everything. All from this one test.

-bass drop-
-fade to black-

And the ones who fail…the ones who fail are never seen again."

CAN

YOU

PASS

THE

TEST?

Houses of the Zodiac: The Reckoning

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#84

Fuck, this is a densely packed timetable!

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#85

Go on. Take this into your next performance review :grin:

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#86

Morning!

Daughter’s 10th birthday today - misty eyed sentiments of 10 years ago etc…

Off to a World Buffet thing later with her where the food is largely devoid of taste or warmth.

Tomorrow off to Burgess Hill for football. Hendon need to get their shit back on track.

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#87

:smiley:
what do 10 year olds get for birthdays these days?

#88

SNAPS

#89

Lego? Surely it’s still Lego?

#90

dunno… well off people maybe a mobile phone or TV or something ?

#91

are spirographs still a thing?

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#92

Bit presumptuous in thinking I’d broken my boots in, just taken my sock off to find a fair bit of blood.

Gonna listen to the new Hookworms but those singles were a bit :confused:

#93

Hallo. Flying to Berlin today :airplane: :de: :sunglasses: :beers:

Realised yesterday I’d booked my return flight for the wrong month, what an eejit. Got it changed for £32, could have been worse

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#94

I can confirm that I got her LEGO for Christmas last month.

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#95

Burgess Hill - glamorous location!

#96

Morning all

Had a colleague’s leaving drinks last night, starting at 3.30pm for some reason, going into 2-4-1 cocktails and other bad ideas (not the Nando’s after, that was a great idea). Really have to learn to say no when I’m on a roll.

But! Going to see Craig David in Kingston tonight! That’s gonna be proper bo - R&B and UK garage, Surrey style. Actually tried shaving my regulation indie beard into a Born To Do It wireframe, but I just looked ‘like a twat’ (Ms Hex) so I’m just playing it smooth/fuzzy.

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#97

A bath bomb, a glittery notebook, Descendents 2 on DVD and a free second hand mountain bike.

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#98

My family’s group Whatsapp is making me lose the will to live

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#99

fuck yes! :smiley: :biking_woman:

edit: also I quite like bath bombs.

#100

I did jokingly suggest letting all the students go into a sports hall and just fight it out last time. Last one standing gets to be a doctor. If I carry on they’ll think I genuinely want to make medical training a blood sport.

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#101

Technically, it’s Wivelsfield as the nearest station, but no-one knows where that is…

Tres excitement…

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