Burritos are never any better than ok, are they? Like no ones ever been blown away by a burrito so you’re kinda asking for disappointment.
weird flavour
they’re really good in other countries, we’re just shit at them
Why did you buy one then
Eternal optimist
i keep forgetting
I’ve got a high temperature
is it hometime yet ffs
en route to manchester. better lock up yr electronic musicians.
ps it better not rain cos I’ve no coat. did that classic thing of thinking “it’s not raining right now therefore it will not rain again until I’m back at home” idiot.
you don’t just need a coat if it’s raining, japes
He’ll have his beer jacket for the cold
every time this train stops the conductor taunts me with promises of a drinks cart that never appears
Can of tanglefoot, £9
Sto bene.
at this point i would
Bit pricey, i’ll just have an instant coffee with a starbucks logo on the side for £5.60
to stave off the thirst i just ate a bag of pretzels.
in hindsight, not a great decision
My sister is visiting. Watching an episode of Queer Eye and she asks me “why do lesbians dress like Trump supporters?”
She’s going home.
Just finished watching From Dusk Till Dawn. Was fun
@laelfy
