i keep forgetting

I’ve got a high temperature

is it hometime yet ffs

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en route to manchester. better lock up yr electronic musicians.

ps it better not rain cos I’ve no coat. did that classic thing of thinking “it’s not raining right now therefore it will not rain again until I’m back at home” idiot.

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you don’t just need a coat if it’s raining, japes

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He’ll have his beer jacket for the cold

every time this train stops the conductor taunts me with promises of a drinks cart that never appears

Can of tanglefoot, £9

Sto bene.

at this point i would

Bit pricey, i’ll just have an instant coffee with a starbucks logo on the side for £5.60

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to stave off the thirst i just ate a bag of pretzels.

in hindsight, not a great decision

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My sister is visiting. Watching an episode of Queer Eye and she asks me “why do lesbians dress like Trump supporters?”

She’s going home.

Just finished watching From Dusk Till Dawn. Was fun

@laelfy

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One of the few films I like, which must mean it’s either a work of genius or absolute toilet.

Did you make the biscuits from scratch?

Yes I did, and all it took was a second trip to the Co-op after fucking up the first attempt, a full clean (including floor) of the kitchen afterwords, a load of swearing, and breaking 'er indoors electric mixer by burning out the motor. I will be replacing it with a better one tomorrow.

Also used to spare dough to make a penis biscuit but it broke in half when I transferred it to the wire rack so I made it into a mini empire biscuit.

:laughing:bravo :clap:

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The big question is, do they taste good?