Friday banal for ghostpony


#1

So… scones, eh? What are those about?


#2

not seen dog shit on the pavement for ages


#3

not even just white dog shit, just in general!


#4

I saw some in the park the other day.


#5

not a pavement


#6

There is a big dog (NOT Tim Westwood) that lives down the road. Shits where he wants. Mostly on our road


#7

can imagine Tim Sherwood dropping a turd on hia neighbours front doorstep


#8

I saw some in Spain


#9

Scones?


#10

got a tiny bit of dry skin on my left little finger.


#11

Genuinely don’t understand why some people get excited about them. They’re just shit bread rolls.


#12

Probably better than most of the turds he drops, hey? HEY?


#13

No :frowning: dog shit on the pavement


#14

I feel the same way about hot cross buns.


#15

Oh. Same thing.


#16

Told a tale on you


#17

Nah they’re better than that

With some butter and jam, when they’re fresh out the oven. Mmmm.


#18

Mmm buttered hot bread roll.


#19

Dog shit?!


#20

Stop it, I’m way too tired for this