So… scones, eh? What are those about?
not seen dog shit on the pavement for ages
not even just white dog shit, just in general!
I saw some in the park the other day.
not a pavement
There is a big dog (NOT Tim Westwood) that lives down the road. Shits where he wants. Mostly on our road
can imagine Tim Sherwood dropping a turd on hia neighbours front doorstep
I saw some in Spain
got a tiny bit of dry skin on my left little finger.
Genuinely don’t understand why some people get excited about them. They’re just shit bread rolls.
Probably better than most of the turds he drops, hey? HEY?
No dog shit on the pavement
I feel the same way about hot cross buns.
Oh. Same thing.
Told a tale on you
Nah they’re better than that
With some butter and jam, when they’re fresh out the oven. Mmmm.
Mmm buttered hot bread roll.
Stop it, I’m way too tired for this