It’s too early for my next cup of tea.

No it isn’t

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Just had a Rocky Caramel. Might have a second.

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I might go for one at half-three. Break up the time between now and five.

  • Scone rhyming with cone
  • Scone rhyming with con

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why are you stealing her milk?

I saw some white dog shit in Devon a few weeks ago, pointed it out to the TV and he’d never seen white shite before even though he grew up in inner city Leeds in the 90s

because i don’t have any of my own

DUH

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technically I’ve got no more work to do today, but I can’t leave early. Only a two day week next week too, so I really CBA right now.

Very hungry actually pals

Am now singing that to this:

got about 40 tabs open trying to work out where to hike / what day to hike to maximise chances of getting any decent weather

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how are you stealing her milk

we talking proper scones or some sort of renamed with an already existing name Scottish monstrosity?

not from her nipples if this is where you’re going

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no

i mean are you going into her house to take it or what

no i was going to get the one in the fridge

I mean… ok.

Oh my god it’s not even three o’clock