Friday banal

Same, to the point of overthinking stuff and getting irrationality grumpy with people. DISTRACT ME DiS!

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Please don’t kill any prostitutes tonight. Or any night/day.

Saw that edit in real time. Brilliant stuff. well done Balonz. Good advice.

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We say “sex workers” these days.

Vintage Ian. What’s he like, eh?

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Oh he’s found a loophole. Off killing then are you?

I just had a very long nap and I really don’t want to get out of bed.

Fucking hell, mate, what’s wrong with a good old British garden?

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What’s everyone doing over the bank holiday?

The only thing I’m planning on slaying this weekend is some HOT Pizza.

Did he warm to you? What did you order?

Playing a gig in Bury St Edmunds aka Rock City
Having a BBQ
Spending Monday indoors mixing our album :frowning:

What about u SD?

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It’s the world championships of my nerdy card games on Sunday, so watching that until 4 in the morning, then on Monday going to the pub all day to practice for playing in the European championships of the other nerdy card game I play.

This post is indistinguishable from parody.

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I’d like to buy a really nice three seater bench.

I’m charging a bike light and I think it’s fucked because it’s been charging for hours and still says it ain’t done :thinking:

This could be a problem at 2am in the countryside.

Ahh, ballet…

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Epimer can dispose of his own bodies.

Got really excited about this until

Oh.

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Sellotape your phone to your forehead.

Want a carrot?