“Don’t encourage him, he poos in the garden!”

Same.

She’s closed the curtains on him :joy:

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I have hate having to buy physical media for people just cause it’s Christmas.

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Get them some bitcoin.

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Autre Monde are fucking class, seeing Paddy Hanna as a frontman in a band like that is amazing. Would go up but I have to get all my Christmas shopping in today and tomorrow so had to rule it out.

Feel like black metal should play every time this pal enters a room

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Trying to do this with the kids. No I need to go and buy wrapping paper you won’t recognise goddammnit and chocolate oranges and last minute stuff for stockings.

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Whacked a filter on as phone isn’t quite getting the brightness…

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Actually this is better.

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Definitely not pet. I was having baileys at 10am the other day cos: sore throat & xmas. You ok?

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My niece saw wrapping paper in my mum’s cupboards the other day and asked why she had it when Santa is the one who gives presents??

She said it’s in case Santa runs out.

Niece looks at her like she’s an idiot and says “Grandma, the ELVES make the wrapping paper for Santa.”

Obviously.

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(I mean it’s definitely not too early!)

that looks amazing! I wish I had the guts to change my hair. It’s been the same boring pale/ goldeny blonde forever.

Have you gone to primary school by mistake?

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I did my second out of three 13.5 hour night shifts at my shit place of work this week.

I went to Sainsbury’s and bought these. Didn’t realise that they existed. Looking forward to trying them.

Oh it’s true. It’s jam true.

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Thanks! Hoping my boss doesn’t mind bright hair, it’ll fade by time I go back anyway.

Guess you have to look professional in your job!

I’m safely in Devon :slight_smile:

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Need any jam?

i think i’ve tried them both

v. good :yum:

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