#102

Well i had the nap so my only firm plan for the week is get my car MOT’d, so thrilling

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#103

We’re going to watch ‘Knives Out’ but I’m already irked by the ads for shit films on the Blu-Ray. That ‘Military Wives’ one with Sharon Horgan is surely on the list of films that don’t exist.

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#104

Is it acceptable to mainline biscuits on a friday night?

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#105

If it isn’t acceptable I don’t want to hear it

(Pack of fake hobnobs in the cupboard, coming out soon)

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#106

It’s a friday night, everything’s acceptable (except socialising with 6 other people without a shotgun)

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#107

If mainlining biscuits were wrong, would you really want to be right?

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#108

If I eat them all then I can’t eat any more. That’s good logic yes?

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#109
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#110

Thanks! Yeah I’ve been taunting myself all week about but the cough is pretty persistent now.

In other news, I’m watching a guy trying to ride a TANDEM.

#111

When I bought in England I just offered a bit under the asking price, we did a bit of a dance with the numbers and eventually I got it. But I was never in any doubt that I would be able to buy it. Whereas here it’s an actual lottery And a bloody nightmare.

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#112

Do you remember the weird creeping terror of being way too stoned and being too fucked to get up off the couch while the DVD menu music looped forever on the telly?

  • Yes officer.
  • No sir, I’ve never smoked a hash in my life.

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#113

Never smoked in my life, but I more than once fell asleep with Futurama menus looping when at uni.

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#114

rolling around on the couch a bit to see if it’ll snap you out of it but it doesn’t and you’re like ‘fuuuuuuuck’ look at the clock thinking an hours gone and its been 30 seconds

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#115

if meant in the metaphorical rather than literal sense, then definitely yes

the literal sense sounds painful, and a right old faff too

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#116

I will raise you a man riding a tandem, and give you the man I saw – at just after 6.20am earlier this year, outside a Tesco Extra just off the North Circular – on an actual penny farthing.

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#117

Could be the same person

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#118

Remember being too stoned to get out of the chair once after eating some brownies and convinced myself I was captain picard on the enterprise. So that’s pretty similar

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#119

That Meters track from the Jackie Brown menu screen has been playing in my brain since about 2008 because of this.

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#120

No, that’s way better

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#121

yeah, you’re right. It was great

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