Would really like to hear your cockney accent
half cut dickensian chimney sweep
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childhood IS a joke
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Evening all about to open the Estrella that is in the fridge. Pizzas are ordered and our cat has still had enough of the sun.
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Evening all.
Been feeling dreadful for a few days but the fog seems to be lifting. Either I’ve turned a corner or I’m just a bit knobbed. Time will tell.
Beers in the garden with tea atm. Mrs Horse bought some takeaway cocktails from a local bar and is already dancing drunk. Gonna stay out here for a bit then when she inevitably crashes gonna either play Satisfactory and fret about my pretend factory’s inefficient steel production levels or faff around with some video editing software for some VFOS stuff. Standard stuff.
Hope you’re all having a lovely Friday evenings.
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checks watch
Mate shoulda been here half an hour ago.
Eat his pizza
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Isn’t the guy running the tour de france to come see you? Might have needed a breather on the mid leg of journey.
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Said he was setting off on a four hour journey about 3 hours ago which meant he left two hours ago
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Ftfy
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This is not a pizza thing, I cannot stress that more.
Hiya,
I made roasted veg pasta again, it was v good 
Quick! Suggest something fun to listen to please.
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Just had this image of Neil returning with some pals later to rough up that bear for looking at him ‘funny’.
And stay out of Neil town!
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The bigger cat there is currently sat under a tree looking at us. Feel a bit sorry for him because he normally runs a fucking mile the second he sees a human so I can only imagine he’s stoned out his fucking gourd and is desperately trying to remember how his legs work.
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Royksopp “Melody AM”
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No sir. Probably not fishing for at least a couple of days. 
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Evening all. Got a pad Thai cooking, gonna have some wine and watch The Commitments
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