Finally sat down in the garden after a few hours of choring/cleaning and some absolute douche canoe a few gardens away seems to be drumming on a table or something? It sounds bloody awful mate, please stop. Drowning them
out with a bit of Jaws while I read. Going to crack out the CRJ soon (can’t read at the same time though, too distracting).
Why do people bother cleaning?! The more you clean the more you spot dirty bits and your chore list just gets longer and longer. It’s so fucking BORING too.
This evening I will be mostly getting drunk in my garden and then continuing that trend in the living room with some Glastonbury coverage. Been saving Lizzo, Janelle, Christine, Stormzy and a few others, pretty excited
Hope all my fellow DiSers have a great start to a wonderful weekend
Didn’t want to sit in rush hour Manchester traffic so I’ve gone to do a gym class - the one that crippled my calves last time. Pray for laelfy. Then I’m going to stop at Tebay for dinner.
I am a sweaty, greasy, dead-skin-covered gross mess, so I need to have a shower, shave my pits, do a chemical peel and slap on some moisturiser
but first I am going to make my best friend (who is not straight but we have a recurring in-joke that he is) a ridiculous custom t-shirt that is a joke about Dire Straits and hetero pride. he is very excited for it, honestly who wouldn’t be. i’m an incredible friend. [text makes it very clear it is not a serious support of straight pride]