How much money can we raise for the NHS?

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But I am barely the one feeding him, I can’t get him to stay in a bath long enough to actually be washed and I probably shout at him too much for him to feel secure or loved.

He’s actually telling me to go away now at times so I think he’s realised I’m shit and bad.

Shaved my armpits in Mexico last year, just to see. Ended up shaving my chest too, though never my legs. It was good fun. Not done it since.

Could sell mine to a wig maker, I suppose.

I feel like @dots may be in the process of learning that the routines needed to meet the beauty standards expected of women are more work than he thought

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God, imagine having shoulders and a back that aren’t covered in long, irregular, wiry hairs. Would be amazing.

The stuff about Gadaffi is genuinely top notch. I think the stuff about data/risk assessment is actually put in less intentionally ambiguous ways if you look into it, the US and stuff genuinely talk about intervention in those terms now, but the drama is fun.

Why are so many people clapping in England these days?

Isolation madness

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One of the many, many early European customs we’ve stolen and decided it’s a hallmark of our cultural nationality.

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Bored after brexit

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ahh just looked at the news for the first time in weeks briefly, saw that was a thing. Hmm.

If we clap hard enough we’ll squish all the baddies

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Something to do with applauding the frontline workers who have no choice but work under awful circumstances and with fuck all protection. This will obviously happen after we’ve left the Covid-19 times and we’ll continue to appreciate those workers every week at 8pm, not abuse their services, treat them like shit and use them for political point scoring.

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mate

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One clap = one respect

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This was (genuinely) part of my reasons for doing it, honestly!

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What can I say - isolation madness.

In that case you’ll need to wax your balls too

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