When my local bar opens back up, whenever that may be, they are going to have to wheel me out of there.

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Misread this as just want to go distancing

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I want to live in the Sex Education universe and it for to always be summer and to relive my youth and for Gillian Anderson to be my mum and possibly lover?

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Friday night houseparty chat with pals has cheered me up massively :hugs:

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Done. They better be good.

Oh to dance :sob:

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I’m doing it rn in my living room but I wanna do it in a field with my friends

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I’m sorry that I missed your party
I wish I had a better excuse…

big shop - demolish the fresh stuff hungover - live on dry goods for 6 days.

just like forever tbf.

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I was scared I’d be all awkward and depressing but it went on for like three hours and much laughter etc

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Oh as long as you cut em nice and smother them in oil then it’s alright with me :blush:

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imagine holding a plastic cup of beer between your fingers next to your waist, and awkwardly swaying in a sweaty mass rn.

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Jfc man.

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THEY WERE CHEAPER THAN THE REGULAR SEEDED.

I CANNOT SAY THIS MORE STRONGLY

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he’ll be moving to crouch end and going to the artisnal bakery any day now

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Nothing wrong with a brioche bun funky

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Just mixed some cold coffee with some whiskey and some maple syrup and tried to make a cocktail

It’s … fine? :man_shrugging:

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So I think this came from an interview with Dolph Lundgren:

Steven Segal was at some Hollywood party giving it the absolute biggun’ about being the hardest man in Hollywood (apparently he was a producer’s PT that was given a role in films for a bet). JCVD (who’s a real black belt) arrived at the party and Segal tried giving him a load of attitude to impress people. JCVD squared up to him and Segal got scared and left.

According to this story, JCVD ended up on a bar crawl around LA chasing Segal around a load of bars. Segal ended up having several shades of shit kicked out of him in the VIP suite of a strip club.

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Not a fan of brioche with burgers or hot dogs. The more basic the bun the better tbh. Best burgers are from vans.

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