Friday evening thread for the rest of us

[thewarn]

Its getting hot in herre

[Bamnan]

Just spent 40 mins in a bath so hot I’m pretty sure I nearly had a heart attack

[thewarn]

Fucking lazer trepanning me

[froglet]

Nice cat!

I was 3 hrs late leaving work today but now I’ve got a week off. I’m going to sleep and eat a lot

[japes]

update:bought some beers.

cheers

[colon_closed_bracket]

Evening all!

[colon_closed_bracket]

Oh sorry, with drink in hand

I’ve got to drive three hours each way to pick up a guitar tomorrow, so I stopped drinking fairly early. Good night and lovely calzone.

[whiterussian]

lovely calzone

[shrewbie]

me and our kid wearing matching trainers

[ynot]

You should have allowed more than one vote.

Finish the wine and buy some beers, but with the booze you’d better eat something like a sandwich.

[ynot]

I’ve stupidly arranged for one builder to come around at 9am tomorrow and another for 10 to quote for some work.

It’s going to be awkward if the first ones still here at 10.

[keith]

Do you mind me commenting on the size of your thumb?

Too late now.

[Yesiamaduck]

I got a question

What does the cat see that I cannot see?

[cutthelights]

Think I’m going to give myself a few weeks off the booze when I get home

[profk]

Left the meat because they’re a bunch of wankers.

On a bus to Brixton to continue drinking.

[bluto]

Alright, can someone advise me on something.

I took a (amazon prime) parcel in for my neighbour this morning.

I took it round before and it turns out it’s not for her but a flat a mile and a half away. I didn’t read the label, safe to say the driver didn’t understand the address on the label.

What would you do? Take it round there? It’s the only option right? On a Saturday? What if they’re not in?

[colon_closed_bracket]

I don’t mind. I’m now staring at my hand, though, to see if I’ve got an abnormally small thumb!

[Matt_was_taken]

Take a note with you to post through their letterbox