Trust sock allowance is number of days +3, mate
RIP expresso’s stomach in t-minus 4 hours
Did you stick around? You should til the first act at least, it might get better!
Literally only packing clothes that look like this.
That’ll learn 'er indoors for making me leave the house.
@pinkybrain having a right time of it guys.
Had an unplanned meal out at our local italian. Unjustifiably tipsy on the back of one big glass of wine. Good times. TV is a GBOL.
Won’t always smell of animals.
Won’t have to feed beefburgers to the swans.
Them’s definitely holibobs clothes.
Had sfpp , working my way through a foursie of Elvis juice. Gonna have a magnum when my stomach has some capacity. Love island in a mo - the show that’s on before is dogshit.
Just realised I never ever use the word ‘beefburger’
I find the “cheese” to be superfluous these days - if there is no cheese in there I’m not having it
Was there a point in history where it didn’t have cheese
Yeah it’s good
The flamingo shirt!!!
Geeza’s gonna av is trottas up for sure
Going to save that bad boy for the fanciest restaurant in Ponta Delgada.
If I’m ordering it from a restaurant/ takeaway, it’d be a hamburger.