Came home to find an extremely depressing-looking double glazing salesman on my doorstep. £1300 for a brand new front door seemed a tad steep to me but hey, it’s Friday, so in that spirit I told him to go away and ordered a pizza.
I have a beer and some crisps for later this is as good as life gets for me really
What kind of door was it?
#doorchat
please, not this again. I beg you. not here. not tonight.
She engaged me in door chat on Instagram yesterday and then completely left me hanging after I replied. Lesson learned.
This exact one.
Fuck! I totally didn’t see.
It was an Ultimate Rock Door (Jacobean I think), fitted by Right Door who are based in Essex.
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Decided on a pizza yet?
Really don’t want this dinner I’m making. Might just bin it.
Pizza in the oven, watching Halloween (1978), with proper sound this time.
First day it’s felt actually properly cold in London. So I’m hiding under a blanket.
can you live with the lock not being equidistant from the top and bottom of the door handle?
yeah, got a margarita. only doing this cuz i’ve got half price coupons coming out my arse. pizza isn’t that great. might just bin the pizza and eat the 2 sides i got.
So many possible joke replies to this that my brain just went
Not even playing by your own rules ffs, what are the sides?!
As long as it is at the height of the average human hand: yes.
cheesy garlic bread and ‘chicken strippers’
I want your dinner
can’t believe you’ve said this.
my housemates are smoking some grade and doing watercolours (i’m not doing watercolours obviously but will smoke) so maybe i’ll leave the pizza for later.
