Chilli con quorne, surely?

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According to Facebook, this is how I spent my Friday night 6 years ago. Note my laptop propped up on Disney videos and something resembling a hairline

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I’M GETTING KIND OF

I’M CUPPING MY BALLS

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Hiya!

Eating some pick’n’mix, transcribing old articles, and snapping the DiS group chat. :tipping_hand_woman::tipping_hand_woman::tipping_hand_woman:

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How can you see into my house?!?

(All gelatine free obvs)

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Having a quorn fillet thingy and chips. Watching star trek then football.

Do you mean everything’s cumming up irkhouse? :joy:

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This is sweet of you but here:

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Need to go to Lidl but I’m hungry and shopping on an empty stomach is a terrible idea right?

Would I ever scathe you Kermy? :kissing_heart:

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bon soir,

Je vais aller à la maison publique, avec des gens que je connais. Dans une heure, nous partons voir l’un d’eux jouer du heavy funk. quel régal! Pour l’instant, cependant, je joue à l’attente, et laissez-moi vous dire que je gagne très largement.

^^^^word for word, an online translation of what I typed into an online translator.

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WELL I HAVE NOW!

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Write a list and stick to it :crossed_fingers:

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet

put a little irkhouse in my hole

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There is irkhouse in New Orleans
They caaaaaaalllll the rising cum

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At a play in a cold warehouse

Too late Matt, too late

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