Friday Filth


#1

Deposit your anecdotes here


#2

Rugby in October always got me covered in dirt


#3

I saw some police early this morning


#4

All the songs are about heroin.

(doesn’t work)


#5

Not my favourite grant morrisson work


#6

What’s the best thing for cleaning leather car seats?


#7

my cat did a mash up vom of catfood/ hairball and grass on the rug this morning


#8

My TV’s cat dragged a (live) starling in through the catflap on Tuesday night and ran upstairs with it to the attic room. Oh what fun we had chasing the frantic bird around


#9

And what about the starling?!?!?!


#10

^ Here all week etc etc…


#11

I like it when ladies touch my penis.


#12

Gets a bit much in shops, etc. though right?


#13

Oh I got one, sort of. I was in the pub the other night and a friend was showing me photos of a giraffe and they scrolled too far and showed me a nude photo. It was laughed about later. Technology eh!!


#14

A nude photo of whom?


#15

Themselves.


#16

ee-uw


#17

My mate Matt’s always doing that. He’s very open about his personal life anyway, but I still don’t want to see some dude chowing down on his wang.


#18

On his own wang??


#19

Negative.


#20

Recently I had cause to remind myself what ‘Pegging’ was and I discovered the first few definitions on Urban Dictionary are really quite amusingly written:

etc.