#21

Chili con carne from the canteen. Looking forward to it.

#22

Had couscous and mackerel, was pretty nice.

#23

Those chips are looking a bit skinny for my liking.

I had a baked potato with tuna mayo and mushy peas on the side. Probably going to have takeaway for the third night in a row tonight, so I thought I should be relatively restrained.

#24

I had a Tesco falafel wrap and a cupcake from the batch Wor Lass made to thank my colleague for signing The Child’s passport application.

Both were good.

#25

The fuck, I certified a document for someone’s visa application the other day and didn’t get so much as a Skittle.

Fuck this, I’m calling the Home Office.

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#26

McDonalds

#27

I’d like a cupcake.

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#28

Yeah, I had fish, chips and mushy peas too. Pretty deece, tbh.

#29

Can you verify my child’s identity?

#30

Yes…? :blush: maybe…

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#31

Had the best scrambled eggs ever on a cheese scone at a wanky coffee place

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#32

Sounds good. Love a cheese scone.

#33

i can confirm that i did have wasabi’s tofu curry, but i’d like to know how you rate your chopstick skillz

  • just ask for cutlery tbh
  • can pick up the big bits but then struggle
  • decent mate, eating most of it with a few stragglers
  • eat every last grain of rice to prove a point

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#34

A Japanese woman I briefly worked for told me that I use chopsticks “like a Japanese child”. Pretty sure she meant it as an insult but I was extremely chuffed.

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#35

I’m going to admit to something here. When I get given chopsticks that are joined at the top I don’t separate them and instead use them a little like tweezers. Works well.

#36

Had a compliment from Mrs Z’s family on my chopskillz last time we visited. High praise, given they’ve used them all their lives and I’ve used them occasionally since… 2013?

#37

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#38

I feel this belongs in the contrarian thread for some reason.

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#39

Because you can’t believe you never thought to do this too? I know right?

#40

Are you fucking eating individual grains of rice at a time or something?