#27

I’d like a cupcake.

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#28

Yeah, I had fish, chips and mushy peas too. Pretty deece, tbh.

#29

Can you verify my child’s identity?

#30

Yes…? :blush: maybe…

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#31

Had the best scrambled eggs ever on a cheese scone at a wanky coffee place

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#32

Sounds good. Love a cheese scone.

#33

i can confirm that i did have wasabi’s tofu curry, but i’d like to know how you rate your chopstick skillz

  • just ask for cutlery tbh
  • can pick up the big bits but then struggle
  • decent mate, eating most of it with a few stragglers
  • eat every last grain of rice to prove a point

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#34

A Japanese woman I briefly worked for told me that I use chopsticks “like a Japanese child”. Pretty sure she meant it as an insult but I was extremely chuffed.

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#35

I’m going to admit to something here. When I get given chopsticks that are joined at the top I don’t separate them and instead use them a little like tweezers. Works well.

#36

Had a compliment from Mrs Z’s family on my chopskillz last time we visited. High praise, given they’ve used them all their lives and I’ve used them occasionally since… 2013?

#37

fainting.gif

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#38

I feel this belongs in the contrarian thread for some reason.

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#39

Because you can’t believe you never thought to do this too? I know right?

#40

Are you fucking eating individual grains of rice at a time or something?

#41

^ irked

#42

but… the…

nah fuck it ahm oot

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#43

and @Epimer

Try it then come back to me and apologise

#44

What am I supposed to do with my sushi - skewer it?

#45

I can confirm this is actually considered to be an acceptable way of using chopsticks. I’m not on board with it myself though.

(To clarify, skewering food, not Laelfy’s refusing to separate them)

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#46

No, you can normally get about an inch of grab between the two chopsticks so you can pick it up nicely. Skewering works too though :smiley: