Actualoled at the idea of you inspecting the mouthwashes making really detailed notes tutting and humming away

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Bakayoko is a bit average innee

Booths > M&S > Waitrose.

I’d argue Waitrose might even be behind the Co-op. Southern shite.

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Bayern getting pantsed by a german team

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Imagine how effective hazard would be if there isn’t that rule that he has to have at least 2 limbs torn off by the opposition per match

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The only skilful player in world football who’s regularly fouled

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If he were really that skillful he’d be able to avoid all the fouls

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Another goal ruined by a non celebration. Why the fuck would you not fucking have it against a side that unceremoniously binned you off? Hate it
#againstmodernfootball

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Salaaaaaaaaaaaah

Goal should be rescinded

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Yeah what a complete melt should’ve bantered them off

Agreed.

Should run over to the Chelsea bench and wipe his arse on Conte’s wig.

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Still have extremely fond memories of Welbz celebrating against MU, exactly the way it should be done

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Does any fan care even more if a player celebrates? Surely you’re just pissed off at conceding anyway it makes no difference

Literally can’t look at Gary Cahill ever again without seeing that Neutral Milk Hotel sleeve.

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The boy loves Chelsea.

if Romelu had connected with either of those hectic donkey kicks he aimed at Gaetan Bong we’d be looking at Zidane levels of infamous football violence surely