Friday Football Thread (ft. Everton - Palace and the worst pun ever)

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#1

The absolute state of this


#2

I’m going to see Football Ramble tonight. That’s all the football chat I have.


#3

well fuck


#4

Southgate managing Rooney for England, nae joy englanders


#5

And we’ll still wallop the jocks!


#6

Picked up a great assist within seconds of being on the pitch last night though eh

(Savage: Great intelligence to hold his run, “got a bit lucky” with the assist but the pass was really fired in at him in fairness)

https://vine.co/v/5rID7MFKMTl


#7

Captain. Leader. Leg.


#8

Interested to hear how Giggsy was open to ye olde bungies give his managerial career lasted a whole three weeks.

It’s probably a complete coincidence that him, Hughes, Bruce and Moyes are all said to be involved, though…


#9

Is the first tabloid newspaper you’ve seen since 2004?


#10

yes


#11

Welcome


#12

:smiley: Fucking hell, I can’t even fathom what he would have had the time to squeeze in a quick bung for! Appearance fee from Tom Lawrence’s Dad maybe?


#13

state of that goalkeeping ffs


#14

What’s your goal celebration of choice? Think I’m a Shearer type of guy.


#15

Handshake, back to the centre-circle.


#16

Kick the everlasting shit out of the advertising hoardings


#17


#18

i like the ones they do from the old days where they do really crap little jumps with their arms in the air


#19

Obviously this will never ever happen, but it’s an interesting idea. Not sure how it could work logistically, but…


#20

Normally go for a Lomano Lua-Lua style celebration