ROSCOE: Isnāt M-B supposed to be writing something
MARLON: Yes and it isnāt this
ROSCOE: Ooh this is like Adaptation
MARLON: It is a bit. Which is a good shout, because we can introduce our twin brothers.
BOSCOE: Hey guys
GARLON: The flight was a nightmare
ROSCOE: OK that brings us up to four characters, but we need six, lest we face some serious wrath
BOSCOE: Sounds like a conundrum guys
GARLON: The flight really was a nightmare. FlyBe and that bastard Jess Glynne
ROSCOE: Right, hereās my plan. Letās go out and each find one person from off of the street to bring into the play OK
(SOME TIME LATER)
ROSCOE: OK good, so Iām here with my pal The Ghost Of Michael Winner
THE GHOST OF MICHAEL WINNER: Calm down dear, Iām only speaking from beyond the grave
MARLON: Iāve bought Julia Bryan-Wilson, who was one of the names who came up on Wikipediaās random article function
JULIA BRYAN-WILSON: Wassup, I received my B.A. from Swarthmore College in 1995 and my Ph.D. from the University of California, Berkeley in 2004.
BOSCOE: Iām here with a sentient house brick
HOUSE BRICK: Iām a staunch individualist, which is mad when you think about it
GARLON: And Iām here with my clone
GARLON: The flight was a nightmare
ROSCOE: Gah! Still two short. What will we do
JESS GLYNNE walks in
JESS GLYNNE: My horse broke down, can I use your phone
JESS GLYNNEāS HORSE: Me legs
ROSCOE: Yes that makes ten
GARLON: Youāre the one behind that bastard song
GARLON: GGAah
MARLON: ooh narrative conflict
ROSCOE: back to work M-b