#90

It was a high pressure situation. It was for the father of the bride at a wedding of someone I’ve only met once. Kept thinking “Miss Piggy will be really mad about this”, but I don’t know where she came into it.

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#91

:smiley:

#92

Miss Piggy ALWAYS comes into it.

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#93

I’d move it to a day when they weren’t busy all day. but I guess it depends on how urgent it is.

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#94

Morning all.

C to the B to the A today. Don’t have much on but I can’t even be arsed to do the little that is required of me. Got a rare free weekend ahead though so I’m gonna make the most of it by making shitloads of lovely sauce, finishing an album (!), writing a festival preview, watching some films and hopefully murderising a couple more bosses on Sekiro. Friday Night Meatballs tonight, satay chicken and noodles tomorrow. Plenty of gin. It’s gonna be off the proverbial hook. Does anyone say that anymore? I’m bringing it back if not. Right off that hook.

I hope you’re all well.

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#95

cancel immediately they don’t intend to come

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#96

Can someone slap me on the face and tell me to pull myself together and get on with it please

#97

Good luck! If it’s the one I’m thinking of, i had an interview there in 2012 and it was… an experience. I’d be interested to hear how you find them

#98

Send them a link to this thread.

(Cancel and rearrange)

#99

Take it to the F.I.L.T.H. thread etc

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#100

Came to the realisation I haven’t been happy in my job for over a year now, earlier this year, thought it had got a bit better but nah.
Stressed and fed up :frowning:

#101

it’s alright, we sorted the meeting everyone, thanks for your help

#102

Yeah I’m utterly miserable too. Haven’t been in the job long enough so can’t quit and don’t even know what I’d do instead.

Do you know what you want to do instead?

#103

I swear to god if I ever have to send a mass email again in my life I am going homicidal

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#104

Two nights in a row I’ve dreamt about DiSers

The first one was so bad that I almost PM’d the DiSer in question at 3 in the morning to ask if they were alright; and the one last night was a weird DiS meat that was happening simultaneously with another gathering of people I knew in the same building. I was going between the two.

One of those dreams that had really weird toilet-related architecture. As in, I was looking for a place to go, but the architecture of the bathrooms was built around obfuscation

#105

how has there never been an office-set action thriller called Reply To All?

shit man, I’m copyrighting that

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#106

It’s not even like that, it’s to get people to do a survey. Annoyingly the client should be doing it themselves but they’ve lazily outsourced it to us and gave us a list full of junk emails which is impacting our domain reputation… dickheads

Happily the managing director was properly appalled that I’ve spent half my week doing shitting emails as that is absolutely not what I should be doing, so that should come to a close soon.

#107

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#108

HOT-BLOODED OFFICE SECURITY MAN JOE is holding a grenade and preparing to throw.

“This attachment may not be safe… motherfuckers…”

FLING

Ker-BOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF

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#109

Hugs!
I don’t have a qualification or ‘expertise’ just years of experience in various different administrative/customer service roles. If I am bigging myself up I could really say I have thorough knowledge and experience of finance processes, logistics, business operations blah blah blah. Nothing that set’s a fire going in my belly. I enjoy doing a good job and supporting a team but what that basically means my job ALWAYS seems to boil down to being the office dosgbody and on the lowest rung. It’s bloody depressing.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up so my only major requirement is that the job is part time and only week days.

wbu?

this probably belongs in the existential/career thread…

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