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My songwriting tends to use more negative space.
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It’s my mates dads funeral today and they’ve all just arrived at the wake.
The place they’re having it is all dressed up for Halloween, skeletons hanging from the ceiling and ghosts and shit.
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Just got talked into getting a mackerel bagel somehow
Damn you charming cafe staff
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Not sure youre a dad if you didnt reply ‘what aboit a scary sandwich?’
No lunchtime pint today because I’ve got a doctor’s appointment this afternoon
She absolutely wasn’t having a scary sandwich or a coffee.
I tried.
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It’s 5.45am here and I’m awake because my body was half consumed by mosquitos a few days ago and my arms and legs are so fucking itchy, I’m worried I’m gonna scar myself 
Just reapplied antisan stuff. Please kick in!!!
Oh fuck yeah just remembered we’re getting deep dish pizza for lunch today🍕
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Shattered from waterbabies. Got a costa and £1 cake on the way back though.
Had a catch up with my line manager (new one who used to be colleague, not previous one who i clashed with) which was nice, up to speed on the office going ons and hes happy for me to go part time and dictate my days. Probably going to do some keep in touch days Jan and Feb and then return late Mar.
Lazy afternoon ahead!
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fuuuu
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Fuuuuuck yes please
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It’s bad alhgie luv x
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Saw this and thought ‘I’m sure a celebrity I follow posted about this on Instagram’. Turns out it was @Scout!
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Split unwanted relationships
Do you think they just dump people on other peoples behalf?
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Hate absolutely everything today 
heeellp
Have you tried ALGHIE?
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“Is that Karen? Tim says you’re dumped.”
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