#199

Early Depeche Mode lyrics needed work…

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#200

download

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#201

:sob::sob::sob::sob::sob:

#202

Why did you think I’d posted that?:joy:

#203

Be Your Own Personal Toilet

Also one for the worst named thread @rich-t

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#204

To make me think of the song ‘Personal Jesus’ by Depeche Mode, and write the words ‘Early Depeche Mode lyrics needed work’

But it’s OK. I have another joke.

Depeche Commode.

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#205

Enjoy The Silage

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#206

imagine walking into work kitchen and there’s someone wearing an apron preparing a full turkey dinner.

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#207

Reach out and flush waste.

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#208

I imagine you’d enjoy the silence of your own personal toilet.

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#209

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#210

Somewhere to play on your phone
While on the throne

A cubicle’s best
To do your biz-ness
A need to express
You need to address

Somewhere with a basin
To wash your hands and face in

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#211

Just remembered that I took a photo of my lunch to post then forgot all about it.

French toast with banana, bacon and far too much maple syrup

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#212

Been in the bedroom for half an hour. Done a bit more sorting.

  • Finish what you started!
  • Give in to the urge to just dance around the room, practise your eyeliner skills and go downstairs in half an hour making a big deal of how productive you’ve been

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#213

do what you bloody want, you always do.

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#214

just felt like saying that

#215
  • Cook a tasteless frozen pizza
  • Get a takeaway

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#216

Where is good for food, south bank market still closed, somewhere like that

#217

Market Hall Victoria

or
Market Hall West End (Oxford St)

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#218

Ever look back at the OP of a daily thread and can’t believe it’s still the same day cos it feels like so long since you first opened it

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