#68

TV told me one of her friends is coming over next Wednesday for tea. Fine, we get on well
“Btw, she’s cooking”
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

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#69

jag:

Going to bump this month’s thread now.

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#70

What if she uses the saucepans wrong

#71

I can really hear it in there, you’ve made excellent use of it! :heart_eyes:

I love the whole track, the bit where the piano drops in is reminding me very strongly of something but I can’t quite place it. Everything sounds so pretty but is all nicely skewed around making all these interesting spaces within the song.

This has made my day so much better, thanks xxx

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#72

Me (5am): Urgh. Been awake since half-three. Need to get some sleep.
Brain: Shall we just have a quick flick through the ‘Times You Made a Tit of Yourself’ mental showreel?
Me: No.
Brain: Maybe we can just do ‘The High School Years’ volume?
Me: Any chance of the ‘Times I Was Truly Happy’ showreel?
Brain: ERROR!!! HTTP ERROR 404!!! FILE NOT FOUND!!!
Me: It’s going to be one of those ‘all the coffee’ kinda days, huh?
Brain: (starts ‘Tit on Holidays Abroad’ showreel)
Me: (gets up)

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#73

exactly

#74

I’m actually quite tense on your behalf

#75

Just peeled my easy peeler in a oner. That’s as good as my day will get

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#76

Clue’s in the name

#77

Awwww thanks :slight_smile:

I basically mapped a different percussive instrument to each note of the keyboard corresponding to your melody and used that as my starting point.

The last two gigs I’ve played I’ve had folks come up after and say my piano parts reminded them of Jean-Michel Jarre (who I’ve still never knowingly heard…) so it could be him!

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#78

Still can’t place it, thought it might be this but it wasn’t, but still reckon you’d be into the song potentially so here you go:

#79

I have ordered “meat free pizza salad” from the canteen for lunch. Milk is not in the allergens list.

  • This will be correct, despite that time you asked which options were dairy free and they told you the Red Leicester quiche
  • This will definitely, definitely contain cheese

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#80

Never knowingly heard JMJ either!

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#81

When I lived in the bedsit I’d ask friends if I could go over to theirs to cook them dinner. They all seemed happy about it.

#82

Means they’re easy to peel. They ain’t called an in one peeler are they?

Blows raspberry steady

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#83

Oh no, hopefully it will turn up!

#84

Abandoned softcore porn franchises?

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#85

Just watch another one to make up for it, clip show ones don’t count. (If the next one is a two-parter, then you need to watch the follow up as well).

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#86

Study/academia sympathy for you Scout, from my fucking horrible bastard face - I’m trying to shoehorn that stuff into life at the moment and it’s knackering. Will be failing a pass paper at my desk this afternoon in fact :smiley:

Very tired, looking forward to fajita dinner and zzzzzzz tonight. Please let the weekend be quiet. (It mostly is.)

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#87

I’m still so tired and feel a bit mis but I’m going to power through.