We had a thread about this on the old boards that bamos started when he accidentally knocked himself out with the hoover.
Anyway, one of the trials of the Aussie isolation (no level 4 lockdown ever happened) has been trying to get my daughter to exercise. Normally this falls to me as my wife tends to have meetings in the afternoon and usually it involves 30 mins of cajoling/threats to get F to get ready to come with me to the park. Once there we play various games with a ball and she enjoys herself hugely.
Four days back she wanted us to roll down a shallow grass slope, which was obviously exciting, not least the looking out for dog poo. Somehow as I flung myself down I managed to trap my own elbow between the ground and the lower side of rib cage and I have clearly bruised if not maybe cracked the ribs there doing this.
I am still in quite a lot of pain if I try to lean down and stuff.
Please regale me with stories of your own crap injuries.