Aw, that’s brilliant!
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Lord of the flies was the name of the doctor
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Sky 1 got rid of Monkey World! But they did replace it with an Aussie show called Snake Boss, about an English woman and a Scottish guy who catch snakes in Brisbane. Love me some early morning animal-based programming.
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Morning team,
Couple of meetings this morn to get through.
Lo-Pan snrs 70th b’day weekend so my wee bro and his very pregnant tv are coming up from london today to surprise him. not seen ma wee bro in a ages, looking forward to that.
We’re all out for a curry tonight.
His b’day tomorrow so gleneagles for a bit of golf followed by a wee shindig back at the house.
THis wholesome weekend with the family should see me avoid my usual weekend chaos and i’m very fucking happy about that. 
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I feel bad. Puked loads yesterday and had a bad headache that was amplified by the puking. Still feel a bit week so I’m taking it easy today.
I have absolute faith that you’ll manage it somehow
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Alright. Climate striking today. Our branch of the Ucu is trying to make our university declare a climate emergency. Fat chance, they still invest in Schlumberger, Shell and BP. Then my mate is putting on a charity disco night tonight 
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Morning all.
Bid the soon-to-be-Mrs-Horse farewell for the weekend as she tootles off on her hen do. Got up early to finish off making a massive caramac cheesecake for her to take with because I’m basically a saint.
Got the house to myself so it’s gonna be a Horseapalooza. Beer! Videogames! Movies! Music maker! And probably lots of cleaning and tidying! Can’t wait.
Hope you’re all well.
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you know what funk man, me too. 
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Hold up.
Wait a minute.
You dreamt about your parents having a threesome?
she’s a lucky lucky woman, horsey
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She really is isn’t she? I didn’t even make myself one.
Hang on, why didn’t I make myself one?! 'Sake.
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Congratulations on your new niece/nephew for tomorrow!
As if you could come from a wholesome family 
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You mean you don’t do this on a semi-regular basis?
One of life’s greatest joys is receiving an email where part of the email was copied and pasted from elsewhere so it has a slightly different text format, making you ponder the backstory in the writing of the email.
I have an important package to receive and I need to be home to collect.
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read that as ‘good news! I’d like to work from home’.
would be a pretty honest approach
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I didnt witness it, thank God. I just found this guy in the bed once they woke up and went to work. Horrific.
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I have an important package to receive😏
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hey, we’re like the god damn waltons…and the borgias. 