I have done absolutely fuck all today
i know i shouldn’t find this funny, but
oh christ
Of all the things they could nick they nicked literally euthanasia medicine. Remarkable work.
we’re very progressive here in cambridge
Had a proper pang of homesickness for the first time just now
Was it xylo’s golf meet that did it?
can’t believe you’re not racing at the chance to play minicrazygolf.
Booked an uber and the driver just called me and said my trip wasnt worth his time lol
*in central london
Would be literally me for most journeys if I was a taxi driver
Just sitting in your cab in your own drive ‘nahh m8’
Anyone want to bring me a five quid pint and a newsagent veggie samosa?
west-central
About half of it’s left if you can yourself to oxford.
Something bat on Lothian road, loads of weird craft ale pish
Haha, The Hanging Bat!! It’s good! Get a sour!!
I will… sorry a what?!
Or your HUGE hand…
