Boiling potatoes
Here’s a banger from 1996 for you all to enjoy.
One of my favourite songs of all time.
Hope you like it
Boiling potatoes
Here’s a banger from 1996 for you all to enjoy.
One of my favourite songs of all time.
Hope you like it
Getting stoned in the park??
Reader, I stayed out. Another 3 pints with another on the way. FFS rich-t. Dickhead.
Tbf, I don’t often get kid free time with my wife, so pub is a nice thing. Just wasn’t expecting 7 pints before 8
Before 8 is the key, more recovery time
Hello babeseseseseses,
Had a Michael for dinner.
Reading my book now I think. Might play the sims. Might have a wine. Might have an ice cream. Who knows eh. Not me, said the… walrus?? Whatever the saying is.
Lemon sole is a very fine fish innit. Definite 8/10.
Can I not interest you in a cup of beans, prof?
You can stick those where the sun don’t shine mush!
Going full Brit when in Rome (Surrey). Very cathartic.
Witnessed a barney at the airport a mere 25 minutes after landing too <3
The thing with the little tins is you get 4 sausages per tin, whereas the bin tins you get 8 but many many more beans so the ratio isn’t as good. I end up doing more recycling but I get my fill of the little sausages, and that’s priceless really
Explain to me how I’ve just seen a photo of Jarvis Cocker playing a gig two years before I was born
In 1985, wtf
I’ve just bought an rem record that was released 3 years before I existed, and I’m old now
Pulp started ridiculously early. Like 1981 iirc