#89

Fair enough tbf

#90

yeah, but the true-crime-end-of-episode-oh-shit twist is that THEY had been having horribly loud arguments followed by horribly loud make-up carnal appointments followed most bizarrely by watching the Simpsons at 5 in the morning for much of that year

#91

Was I your neighbour?

#92

find out next time on dragonball z

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#93

This has been coming for a while man, but massive fan of your avatar.

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#94

Loving this coverage of the car crash that happened round the corner from my house last night.

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#95

Move to Cambridge, they said

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#96

Also, if those chips were from Tommy Tuckers then they were cold before they even landed in the polystyrene

#97

Nah, the kebab van across from the Golden Hind. I’ve resisted it so far, but also I’ve not really been drinking since moving here.

#98

I’d call the police too if someone brought me cold chips.

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#99

One day I’ll remember that you moved. Maybe.

#100

I’ve barely mentioned it tbf

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#101

Youngest: The Cat Who Wanted To Go Home

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Eldest: The Giant Jam Sandwich :smiley:

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#102

I used to love The Giant Jam Sandwich.

Eating one is still an ambition of mine.

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#103

One of the best moments of my childhood was the moment I realised my dad was a regular at the kebab van.

Outright denied ever going there, and was a bit of a running joke in the family because we couldn’t believe it. One day, years later, the kebab van owner embraces my dad in the supermarket with me and my sister in attendance asking him how he is and why he hasn’t seen him in a while.

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#104

It’s a great book. Am quite looking forward* to making a giant sandwich board and decorating it with loads of tiny wasps

* tbh I’m a daft bugger and really I should just send them in as Elsa and Anna from Frozen like everyone else seems to do.

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#105

My dad is the goat of dad lies. Remember being in the car with my mum and she calls him asking if he’s about and some shit about picking something up from somerfield. Says he’s on a job from Heathrow. Fair enough. Roll past the greasy spoon 5 mins later and he’s there tucking into a sarnie and a tea.

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#106

Please share pictures of it when it is finished, sounds like it should be great!

#107

It’s quite sweet though isn’t it? I mean, he wasn’t having an affair, or secretly smoking/gambling. He just enjoyed processed meat a little more than he let on.

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#108

That the kebab van by M&S? He’s a very busy chap

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